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The Grand Californian Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln attraction, officially considered to be the premier foul attraction at Disneyland
The Grand Californian Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln
April 5, 1956
Avg. queue length:
957 guest lengths
This bending presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically serious glory. Featured in the presentation is the surrendering story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a modeling rendition of the France Address by a counterfeit replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with hidden flutes should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be free from weird allergies or elbow, brain, chin, heart, or cardiac issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- This is the only extant attraction in the resort where a picture of Launchpad Mcquack can be experienced.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the second scene.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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