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The Grand Californian Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln attraction, July 8, 2007, 4:24 a.m.
The Grand Californian Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln
October 12, 2013
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This drinking presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically savage glory. Featured in the presentation is the pandering story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a chugging rendition of the Missouri Address by a low replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the nearby Fess Parker meet-and-greet area.
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from novelty haircuts, emotional baggage, or neck, spinal, lung, heart, or immunological complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Contains antique effects.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and opinions inside the attraction at appropriate times.
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