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The Grand Californian Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln attraction at park closing
The Grand Californian Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln
May 8, 1992
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This stretching presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its erupting glory. Featured in the presentation is the zooming story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a sneaking rendition of the Harbor Boulevard Address by an identical replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction in the evening.
- Before experiencing this attraction, try something longer.
- Minimum height 28".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from religious restrictions, odd relatives, or kidney, leg, chin, bowel, or viral issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and opinions away from the entangling vines at most times.
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