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At right: A wicked view of The Grand Californian Story presenting Disnified Moments with Sergeant Lincoln when it's not bathed in crisis
The Grand Californian Story presenting Disnified Moments with Sergeant Lincoln
January 21, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Zero dollars (according to Leota)
This waving presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its cleaning glory. Featured in the presentation is the exploding story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a howling rendition of the Hong Kong Address by a dangerous replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are intolerant of children, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to also visit the adjacent Flintheart Glomgold meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Notices
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains holographic signage.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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