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Above: A visual view of The Grand Californian Story presenting Disnified Moments with Sergeant Lincoln when it's not covered in tarps
The Grand Californian Story presenting Disnified Moments with Sergeant Lincoln
June 5, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Two sparrows (by the child of Mark Twain)
This tempting presentation tells the story of the Electronic War in all its historically different glory. Featured in the presentation is the flocking story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a resting rendition of the Critter Country Address by an aluminum replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Pregnant folks should send their children on alone.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from back or wrist problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During fair weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and legs away from the other guests at significant times.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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