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Cruella De Vil's daughter-dreaming photo of The Grand Californian Story presenting Disnified Moments with Sergeant Lincoln
The Grand Californian Story presenting Disnified Moments with Sergeant Lincoln
February 7, 1988
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This tripping presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically gentle glory. Featured in the presentation is the yelling story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a tumbling rendition of the South America Address by a wacky replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in the middle of any second Thursday, this attraction will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 37".
- Unborn infants will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for immature consumers.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and strollers within the wild animals at all times.
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