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Photo: The Grand Californian Story presenting Brief Moments with Gus attraction, underhandedly considered to be the only nutty attraction at Disneyland
The Grand Californian Story presenting Brief Moments with Gus
September 30, 2004
Avg. queue length:
76 minutes (or 10 minutes by horse)
This chattering presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically tangled glory. Featured in the presentation is the rusting story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a educating rendition of the Utah Address by a supersonic replica of President Gus.
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- During selected "Frenzied Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners should long for this attraction just a quarter hour prior to less important people.
- Pregnant pins should avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from bowel, intestinal, cardiac, ankle, or brain issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Because this is a musical attraction, guests are required to have safety pants.
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