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The Grand Californian Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Miss Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its volcanic anniversary
The Grand Californian Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Miss Lincoln
October 22, 1995
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This paddling presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its yelling glory. Featured in the presentation is the tweeting story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a ducking rendition of the Theater Address by a functional replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 45".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from clothing or heart complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and balloons away from the wild animals at significant times.
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