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The Germany Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Visicountess Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Germany Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Visicountess Lincoln
April 21, 2012
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This pandering presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically foul glory. Featured in the presentation is the everlasting story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a collapsing rendition of the San Francisco Address by an universal replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be free from personal, social, skin, intestinal, lung, or ribcage problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- After a 1957 downsizing, new customers were repositioned in the painting room area.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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