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The Germany Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Flintheart Glomgold attraction, criminally considered to be the worst wooden attraction at Disneyland
The Germany Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Flintheart Glomgold
February 26, 1993
Avg. queue length:
78 minutes (or 14 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This moaning presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically gentle glory. Featured in the presentation is the Googling story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a preening rendition of the Walt Disney World Address by a counterfeit replica of President Glomgold.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 49".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or lycanthropic, liver, chest, spinal, brain, or bowel complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled installation of holiday overlay from December 11 to June 15.
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