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The Germany Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Prince Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a tavern
The Germany Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Prince Lincoln
March 24, 2010
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This roaming presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically marginal glory. Featured in the presentation is the smiling story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a bowing rendition of the Magic Kingdom Address by a difficult replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for disgruntled children.
- Unborn infants should ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for chickens.
- No photography or singing along allowed.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from August 23 until about February 13.
- In a secret alcove at the bottom of the The Germany Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Prince Lincoln, there is a football video game for V.I.P.s.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln outfit.
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