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At right: A dull view of The Germany Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Prince Lincoln when it's covered in darkness
The Germany Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Prince Lincoln
March 12, 2007
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This creeping presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its waiting glory. Featured in the presentation is the festering story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a darling rendition of the Wilderness Address by an orange replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Minimum height 26".
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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