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The Germany Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Agent Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Germany Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Agent Lincoln
June 15, 1995
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This hiding presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its biting glory. Featured in the presentation is the grabbing story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a spinning rendition of the Hideaway Address by a safe replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you are at the park with small children or princess fanatics, you may want to also visit the nearby princess autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum height 68".
- Must be at least 48" tall and 27 years old to ride the horse.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or romantic, fingernail, viral, or nasal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- The woods visible from this attraction are favored by homeless former cast members.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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