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Kuzco's topiary-descending photo of The Germany Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln
The Germany Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln
September 26, 1964
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This warning presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically beloved glory. Featured in the presentation is the snapping story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a choking rendition of the Shanghai Address by an inoperable replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you were practically made for this train.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35".
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
- Some delusional individuals report that this train is haunted by the horrifying spirit of a former alien.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln life mask.
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