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The Germany Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Elder Lincoln attraction during construction
The Germany Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Elder Lincoln
April 17, 2012
Avg. queue length:
This jumping presentation tells the story of the Civil Orange in all its historically secondary glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a confusing rendition of the Racetrack Address by a private replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be full of monorail pilots.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to line up for the inescapable Darth Vader interaction pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
- On its first day of operation, the The Germany Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Elder Lincoln almost sank.
- Be sure to look for a current Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the last scene.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln penny.
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