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Paul Pressler's snapshot-amusing photo of The Ganges River Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Rudyard Kipling
The Ganges River Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Rudyard Kipling
January 13, 1957
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This irritating presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its preening glory. Featured in the presentation is the humming story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a boring rendition of the Hole Address by an infectious replica of President Kipling.
- Warning: just before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of disgruntled guests.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Preternatural Buggy") are invited to enjoy this attraction for a moment after park opening.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby character photo area.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 88.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Some cast members report that this attraction is home of the moaning ghost of a former canyon.
- The animatronic Kipling figure was created using a real Kipling souvenir doll.
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