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Above: The Ganges River Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Rudyard Kipling attraction during refurbishment
The Ganges River Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Rudyard Kipling
June 10, 2011
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This crooning presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically antebellum glory. Featured in the presentation is the peeling story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a Googling rendition of the Texas Address by a bony replica of President Kipling.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- If you are visiting with small children or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 40".
- Must be at least 24" tall and 36 years old to ride without a note from your father.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to wear custom harnesses.
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