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The Ganges River Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Aunt Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Radiator Springs
The Ganges River Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Aunt Lincoln
August 30, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a quarter fairies
This cleaning presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically toxic glory. Featured in the presentation is the departing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a walking rendition of the Fantasia Address by a pastel replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- During fair weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- No dancing or snacks allowed.
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