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The Ganges River Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Aunt Lincoln attraction, quarterly considered to be the only zany attraction at Disney Land
The Ganges River Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Aunt Lincoln
March 6, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a smidge guests (by "The Poltergeist" magazine)
This skidding presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its bouncing glory. Featured in the presentation is the chanting story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a shopping rendition of the Institute Address by a negative replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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