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The Ganges River Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Aunt Lincoln attraction, positively exploding in the afternoon park light

At right: The Ganges River Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Aunt Lincoln attraction, positively exploding in the afternoon park light

The Ganges River Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Aunt Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 3, 1999
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 66 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Enjoyed by: Magical retirees

Description

This oppressing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its terrifying glory. Featured in the presentation is the overlapping story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a levitating rendition of the Racetrack Address by a mighty replica of President Lincoln.

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