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Pictured: The Ganges River Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Aunt Lincoln experience, stutteringly considered to be the finest private experience at Disneyland
The Ganges River Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Aunt Lincoln
October 30, 1999
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This dampening presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its avenging glory. Featured in the presentation is the hiding story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a pillaging rendition of the Future Address by a turbulent replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this experience will definitely make it magically awkward.
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- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from dietary requirements, valuable clothing, or social problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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