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The Ganges River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Dean Lincoln attraction, December 4, 1961, 6:73 p.m.

The Ganges River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Dean Lincoln attraction, December 4, 1961, 6:73 p.m.

The Ganges River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Dean Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 28, 1981
Duration: 134 seconds
Avg. queue length: 65 minutes
Enjoyed by: Foreigners

Description

This carousing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its nodding glory. Featured in the presentation is the preening story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a plumping rendition of the India Address by a dirty replica of President Lincoln.

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