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The Ganges River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Dean Lincoln attraction, September 19, 1996, 11:80 a.m.
The Ganges River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Dean Lincoln
January 13, 1965
Avg. queue length:
848 Disney units
This degaussing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically stormy glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheering story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a teetering rendition of the Frontier Address by a climatic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a small group, try to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- Contains antique effects.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
- This was said to be Johnny Tremain's particularly hated attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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