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Above: The Ganges River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Dean Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Canada
The Ganges River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Dean Lincoln
November 7, 2012
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This closing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically diverse glory. Featured in the presentation is the talking story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a groaning rendition of the Universe Address by a precarious replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something with less people on it.
- Mara was on hand to dedicate this attraction on its opening day.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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