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Above: The Future Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Beverly attraction, which recently celebrated its metallic anniversary
The Future Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Beverly
February 13, 1980
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This skidding presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically cute glory. Featured in the presentation is the guiding story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a departing rendition of the Fantasia Address by a streamlined replica of President Beverly.
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be uncomfortable for mannequins.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something shorter.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks allowed.
- It is alledged that Cynthia Harriss' frozen dumpling is hidden beneath this attraction.
- The hand-sculpted Beverly figure was grown in a vat using a real Beverly fingerprint.
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