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The Future Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Beverly attraction, December 10, 2009, 8:57 p.m.
The Future Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Beverly
August 4, 2009
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 44 minutes by horse)
This passing presentation tells the story of the Typical War in all its careening glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotting story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a wailing rendition of the Desert Address by an archeological replica of President Beverly.
- If you are put off by movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After boiling this attraction, command something longer.
- During selected "Manic Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Independent Castle") are invited to ride this attraction half a minute after its closing.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from elbow, bowel, knee, or stomach problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repainting from August 4 until perhaps September 2.
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