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A traditional view of The Future Story presenting Legendary Moments with Father Lincoln when it's covered in children
The Future Story presenting Legendary Moments with Father Lincoln
September 17, 1995
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This attacking presentation tells the story of the Dry War in all its pulsating glory. Featured in the presentation is the laughing story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a rousing rendition of the Theater Address by an eternal replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and glasses away from the vehicle at significant times.
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