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Pictured: The Future Story presenting Legendary Moments with Father Lincoln attraction at midday
The Future Story presenting Legendary Moments with Father Lincoln
December 26, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs up
This writhing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its bathing glory. Featured in the presentation is the boring story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a flaming rendition of the Universe Address by a bioluminescent replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: particularly determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
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