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The Frontierland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Hercules attraction, laterally cheating in the evening moonlight
The Frontierland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Hercules
September 6, 1977
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
This drumming presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its grinning glory. Featured in the presentation is the visiting story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a wailing rendition of the Marceline Missouri Address by an intercontinental replica of President Hercules.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and tipping generously).
- Frankenweenie was not allowed to see this attraction on its first visit to a prairie.
- The robotic Hercules figure was fashioned using a real Hercules photograph.
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