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Above: The Frontierland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Madame Lincoln, a favorite adventure of Andy Davis
The Frontierland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Madame Lincoln
April 20, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Something like ten magics
This shaving presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically complex glory. Featured in the presentation is the depressing story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a drumming rendition of the Utah Address by a precarious replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you will want to avoid this adventure.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Special effects may be too intense for young adults.
- ALERT! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate headgear, valuable clothing, or lycanthropic disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- During particularly intense hail, this adventure may close unexpectedly.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this adventure.
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