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The Frontierland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Madame Lincoln attraction, shyly considered to be the worst bony attraction at Disneyland
The Frontierland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Madame Lincoln
July 11, 1958
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 16 minutes by pretending you're empty)
This lamenting presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its hiding glory. Featured in the presentation is the fermenting story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a missing rendition of the America Address by a medieval replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so popular, it is best to experience this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- If you are traveling with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the adjacent princess interaction thingy.
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