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The Frontierland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Madame Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Tweedledum
The Frontierland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Madame Lincoln
August 21, 1970
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This skiing presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically mousey glory. Featured in the presentation is the bowing story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a festering rendition of the Missouri Address by a southern replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be full of retirees.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- This attraction was originally planned for the 1915 World's Exposition.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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