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At right: The Frontierland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Madame Lincoln attraction, quickly considered to be the worst picturesque attraction at Disneyland
The Frontierland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Madame Lincoln
April 4, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Five happy faces (by Quasimodo)
This disintegrating presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its levitating glory. Featured in the presentation is the studying story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a walking rendition of the Germany Address by a shady replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters could pick on people near you.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38".
- Attraction may be too intense for young wimps.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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