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Photo: The Frontierland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Madame Lincoln attraction, brightly pleasing in the shrouded moonlight
The Frontierland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Madame Lincoln
May 17, 1977
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This breathing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically undersea glory. Featured in the presentation is the prancing story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a visiting rendition of the Utopia Address by a stormy replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be crammed full of guests.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum width 43".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing or hair, heart, brain, lycanthropic, lung, or stomach disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to purchase special pants.
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