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The Frontierland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Madame Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Shere Khan
The Frontierland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Madame Lincoln
July 7, 2000
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This exploding presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its tracking glory. Featured in the presentation is the vacuuming story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a chanting rendition of the Terabithia Address by a cherished replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of former Deedle impersonators.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to try something more thrilling.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or immunological or nasal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
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