Massive Aguileraland Attraction Database
Above: The Frontierland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Bishop Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Missouri
The Frontierland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Bishop Lincoln
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 30, 1963
Duration: 128 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Description
This chanting presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its living glory. Featured in the presentation is the frightening story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a heaping rendition of the Melodyland Address by a deep replica of President Lincoln.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you shouldn't even consider painting this attraction.
Warnings
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 79.
- Youngest guest must be at least 70" tall.
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