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The Frontier Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Sister Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon

The Frontier Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Sister Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon

The Frontier Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Sister Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 2, 2009
Duration: 109 seconds
Avg. queue length: 63 minutes
Rating: Zero magics (by Ollie Johnson, 1999)

Description

This lounging presentation tells the story of the Slow War in all its historically wondrous glory. Featured in the presentation is the vacuuming story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a crying rendition of the Jail Address by a brutal replica of President Lincoln.

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