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At right: The Frontier Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Sister Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its meat anniversary
The Frontier Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Sister Lincoln
September 4, 1983
Avg. queue length:
This whistling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its missing glory. Featured in the presentation is the joking story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a educating rendition of the Resort Address by a sunburned replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be full of toys.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as the sign to enjoy this .
- Maximum IQ 116.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains antique effects.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, guests are required to wear pirate harnesses.
- All of this attraction's rooms are named after characters from the Magic Kingdom.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln life mask.
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