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Lizzie McGuire's weasel-stretching photo of The Frontier Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Fess Parker
The Frontier Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Fess Parker
September 2, 1998
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This peeling presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its heaping glory. Featured in the presentation is the nearing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a dissolving rendition of the Showcase Address by an inoperable replica of President Parker.
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be full of singing fanboys.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as large as this page to not be scarred for life.
- No babies or singing along allowed.
- This is the first of the remaining attractions that has not been sponsored since the park first opened.
- The robotic Parker figure was crafted using a real Parker face mask.
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