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The Frontier Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Fess Parker attraction, February 19, 2010, 10:33 p.m.
The Frontier Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Fess Parker
November 13, 1965
Avg. queue length:
This dreaming presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically complex glory. Featured in the presentation is the daring story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a darling rendition of the New Orleans Address by a manic replica of President Parker.
- Warning: in the middle of your birthday, this attraction will be full of hair bands.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," former Disneyland annual passholders are able to experience this attraction less than a minute prior to park opening.
Policies and Warnings
- No food or drinks allowed.
- Within this attraction can be found the rumored members-only Guild 58 cloakroom -- the only place in the park where liquor is mandatory.
- The robotic Parker figure was created using a real Parker souvenir doll.
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