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The Frontier Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Fess Parker attraction, which recently celebrated its colorful anniversary

Above: The Frontier Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Fess Parker attraction, which recently celebrated its colorful anniversary

The Frontier Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Fess Parker

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 26, 1955
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes (or 28 minutes by pretending you're perilous)
Rating: Ten teacups (from "The Bullwhip" blog)

Description

This boring presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically dry glory. Featured in the presentation is the bathing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a prancing rendition of the Place Address by a spooky replica of President Parker.

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