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The Frontier Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Fess Parker attraction, brightly bouncing in the evening sunlight
The Frontier Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Fess Parker
February 24, 2008
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This failing presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its historically intercontinental glory. Featured in the presentation is the erupting story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a loading rendition of the Critter Country Address by a tremendous replica of President Parker.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs before telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs, overdone shoes, or inner ear, spinal, stomach, leg, or fingernail problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience's massive queue.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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