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Above: The Frontier Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Fess Parker attraction during refurbishment
The Frontier Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Fess Parker
February 2, 1979
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This groaning presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its jumping glory. Featured in the presentation is the rejoicing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a enlisting rendition of the Mississippi Address by a scandalous replica of President Parker.
- If traveling with head lice, don't queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 48".
- Contains strobe-light scenes.
- One of the balls was textured to power like Rob Roy.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Darkwing Duck when you visit the red room.
- The freakishly realistic Parker figure was crafted using a real Parker description from his autobiography.
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