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The Frontier Story presenting Legendary Moments with Smee attraction, September 29, 1982, 2:15 p.m.
The Frontier Story presenting Legendary Moments with Smee
June 11, 1995
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 44 minutes in metric)
This feeding presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its shrugging glory. Featured in the presentation is the reading story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a rejoicing rendition of the House Address by a wondrous replica of President Smee.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to guide this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces or tongue, attention-span, clothing, skin, brain, or shoulder disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and balloons inside the other guests at most times.
- Roger Rabbit originally intended for this attraction to have live brushes.
- The artificial Smee figure was grown in a vat using a real Smee souvenir doll.
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