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The Frontier Story presenting Legendary Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction, roundly considered to be the best bloody attraction at Disneyland

The Frontier Story presenting Legendary Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction, roundly considered to be the best bloody attraction at Disneyland

The Frontier Story presenting Legendary Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 29, 2014
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Intended for: Extra-fannish family reunions

Description

This screeching presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically kinetic glory. Featured in the presentation is the mutating story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a reposing rendition of the Toyland Address by an artificial replica of President Lincoln.

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