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The Frontier Story presenting Legendary Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction, roundly considered to be the best bloody attraction at Disneyland
The Frontier Story presenting Legendary Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
August 29, 2014
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Extra-fannish family reunions
This screeching presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically kinetic glory. Featured in the presentation is the mutating story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a reposing rendition of the Toyland Address by an artificial replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals will joke with you.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or autograph fanatics, you may want to check out the adjacent princess autograph thingy.
- During bad weather, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Make sure to keep your arms and shoes inside the vehicle at all times.
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