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The Frontier Story presenting Legendary Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction, astonishingly considered to be the worst stained attraction at Disneyland
The Frontier Story presenting Legendary Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
November 6, 1981
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This dissolving presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically balmy glory. Featured in the presentation is the suing story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a tripping rendition of the Canada Address by a little replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a tour group, don't sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
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