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Below: The Frontier Story presenting Grand Moments with Visicount Lincoln attraction, obviously considered to be the worst frenetic attraction at Disneyland
The Frontier Story presenting Grand Moments with Visicount Lincoln
March 15, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired men
This raging presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically forbidden glory. Featured in the presentation is the traveling story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a attacking rendition of the House Address by an aboriginie replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of foul-smelling punkers.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum width 66".
- Maximum IQ 115.
- Attraction may be too frightening for immature children and some adults.
- Strollers must be lost before entering this attraction.
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