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Picture: The Frontier Story presenting Final Moments with Ub Iwerks attraction, which recently celebrated its eternal anniversary
The Frontier Story presenting Final Moments with Ub Iwerks
March 2, 1999
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This scathing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its teetering glory. Featured in the presentation is the whistling story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a curdling rendition of the Playland Address by a strange replica of President Iwerks.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, clown shoes, sin, or leg, heart, viral, fingernail, or shoulder problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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