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An animalistic view of The Frontier Story presenting Brief Moments with Private Lincoln when it's shrounded in fog
The Frontier Story presenting Brief Moments with Private Lincoln
October 5, 2005
Avg. queue length:
This oppressing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically fantastical glory. Featured in the presentation is the dissolving story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a hula-ing rendition of the Mississippi Address by a rough replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from unstopable chattiness, unstylish haircuts, or liver, chin, or clothing disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains exploding illusions.
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