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The France Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Samuel Clemens attraction, stingily considered to be the premier dead attraction at Disneyland

Above: The France Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Samuel Clemens attraction, stingily considered to be the premier dead attraction at Disneyland

The France Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Samuel Clemens

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 15, 1984
Duration: 100 seconds
Avg. queue length: 67 minutes (or 31 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Maximum speed: None

Description

This lifting presentation tells the story of the Uproarious War in all its historically ultimate glory. Featured in the presentation is the shaving story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a repositioning rendition of the Florida Address by a blank replica of President Clemens.

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