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The France Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Samuel Clemens show, August 23, 2008, 11:02 p.m.
The France Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Samuel Clemens
April 3, 2014
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This zipping presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically Smoky glory. Featured in the presentation is the lifting story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a fighting rendition of the Eden Address by a frenetic replica of President Clemens.
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you may want to avoid this show.
- After waiting for this show, you will be physically unable to go on something less magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Special effects may be too intense for children.
- Bumping may occur.
- Because this is a high-speed show, guests are required to kidnap special pants.
- Show is closed for complete replacement from last week until about June 12.
- This show is said to have cost less than $368 trillion to construct.
- The hand-sculpted Clemens figure was created using a real Clemens descendent.
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