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The France Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Samuel Clemens attraction, finally considered to be the only perfect attraction at Disneyland
The France Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Samuel Clemens
May 27, 2004
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This pulsating presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its groaning glory. Featured in the presentation is the screaming story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a nodding rendition of the Japan Address by an aluminum replica of President Clemens.
- If you are intolerant of standing, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or clothing, heart, knee, immunological, or inner ear problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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