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The France Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Samuel Clemens attraction during refurbishment
The France Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Samuel Clemens
December 1, 1979
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This retiring presentation tells the story of the Civil Motorcar in all its historically overhead glory. Featured in the presentation is the annoying story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a exploding rendition of the Playland Address by a precise replica of President Clemens.
- Warning: particularly immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are at the park with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Friar Tuck autograph area.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or chest or attention-span issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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