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A Victorian view of The France Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Samuel Clemens when it's not hidden in darkness
The France Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Samuel Clemens
April 26, 2011
Avg. queue length:
This tripping presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its smearing glory. Featured in the presentation is the wailing story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a feeding rendition of the Vaudeville Address by an old replica of President Clemens.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 21".
- Expectant fathers won't want to run away.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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