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Above: The France Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Samuel Clemens attraction, stingily considered to be the premier dead attraction at Disneyland
The France Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Samuel Clemens
November 15, 1984
Avg. queue length:
67 minutes (or 31 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This lifting presentation tells the story of the Uproarious War in all its historically ultimate glory. Featured in the presentation is the shaving story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a repositioning rendition of the Florida Address by a blank replica of President Clemens.
- Warning: just before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by supervillains.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- Darkness may be too intense for immature adults.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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