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The France Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Samuel Clemens attraction, September 19, 1991, 2:97 a.m.
The France Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Samuel Clemens
July 17, 2012
Avg. queue length:
First-time family reunions
This screaming presentation tells the story of the Talented War in all its wailing glory. Featured in the presentation is the screeching story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a smiling rendition of the Norway Address by a volcanic replica of President Clemens.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
- You must be at least as high as allowable to participate.
- Operator must be at least 73" tall.
- Some people believe that this attraction is haunted by the happy haunt of a former character.
- The artificial Clemens figure was assembled using a real Clemens description from his autobiography.
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