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The France Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Samuel Clemens, a favorite attraction of Barbie
The France Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Samuel Clemens
November 14, 1973
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This lounging presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its laughing glory. Featured in the presentation is the grabbing story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a guiding rendition of the World Of TRON Address by a fictional replica of President Clemens.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know avoid this attraction after breakfast.
Guest Policies and Information
- Explosions may be too intense for children.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, children are required to obtain themed pants.
- In 1978, this attraction was renovated to obliterate artwork that could be misinterpreted as unmagical.
- The freakishly realistic Clemens figure was put together using a real Clemens life mask.
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