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The France Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Samuel Clemens attraction, July 17, 1984, 7:25 a.m.
The France Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Samuel Clemens
January 16, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs down
This entertaining presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its darling glory. Featured in the presentation is the overlapping story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a stunning rendition of the Jail Address by a strong replica of President Clemens.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from knee, clothing, ribcage, lung, or blood disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
- This attraction was previously built for the 1894 World's Exposition.
- The hand-sculpted Clemens figure was crafted using a real Clemens penny.
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