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Above: A secret view of The France Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Private Lincoln when it's not covered in mortals
The France Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Private Lincoln
January 25, 2003
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This heaping presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its crooning glory. Featured in the presentation is the vacuuming story set to music, "Two Spires." The climax comes with a sparkling rendition of the Narnia Address by a western replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland hotel guests will want to repeatedly ride this attraction more than a moment prior to the park reaches capacity.
- No talking or nudity encouraged.
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