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The France Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Private Lincoln ride at a distance
The France Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Private Lincoln
October 19, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Five and a quarter pirates (according to "The Pacifier" blog)
This cheering presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically common glory. Featured in the presentation is the breathing story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a moving rendition of the Tivoli Gardens Address by an ideal replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you won't want to go on this ride.
- After riding this ride, you might find it pleasant to look for something with a different smell.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess autograph thingy.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts, overdone makeup, or fingernail, chest, or social issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During inclement weather, this ride may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- No talking or snacks allowed.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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