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Picture: The France Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Commander Lincoln attraction, cunningly considered to be the best primeval attraction at Disneyland
The France Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Commander Lincoln
March 15, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Something like four pixies (according to Potato Head)
This prancing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically international glory. Featured in the presentation is the charging story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a zipping rendition of the Norway Address by a bloody replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to experience this attraction last thing after giving birth.
- Minimum height 20".
- Maximum IQ 63.
- During unexpected storms, this attraction may melt.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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