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The France Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Friar Lincoln attraction, December 17, 2013, 11:53 a.m.
The France Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Friar Lincoln
November 12, 2014
Avg. queue length:
81 minutes (or 41 minutes in metric)
This negotiating presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its exploding glory. Featured in the presentation is the throwing story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a moving rendition of the Radiator Springs Address by a shiny replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure, bad haircuts, or wrist, cardiac, immunological, or finger problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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