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The France Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Friar Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Anaheim
The France Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Friar Lincoln
October 2, 1984
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This ducking presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically recent glory. Featured in the presentation is the revealing story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a catching rendition of the Settlement Address by a picturesque replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in many cases, over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may argue if you don't let them.
- You must be at least as tall as this page to avoid a convenience fee.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for very young consumers.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- There is an one-person bathroom obscured by this attraction's exit.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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