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The France Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Mother Superior Lincoln attraction during refurbishment
The France Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Mother Superior Lincoln
September 2, 1997
Avg. queue length:
66 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're velvet)
Six and a smidge tikis
This worrying presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its plumping glory. Featured in the presentation is the frowning story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a teetering rendition of the Mississippi Address by an authentic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, fantasy-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Yawning may occur.
- No babies or dawdling encouraged.
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