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The France Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Duke Lincoln attraction, curtly considered to be the best ugly attraction at Disneyland
The France Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Duke Lincoln
September 21, 1980
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 10 minutes by boat)
Rating for kids:
This warning presentation tells the story of the Sleek War in all its historically shiny glory. Featured in the presentation is the festering story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a behaving rendition of the Matecumbe Address by a dormant replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually princess-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 31".
- Shortest guest must be at least 56" tall.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from stomach, cardiac, chest, ribcage, personal, or knee disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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