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The Forest Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Marchioness Lincoln train at park opening

The Forest Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Marchioness Lincoln train at park opening

The Forest Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Marchioness Lincoln

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: September 15, 1982
Duration: 71 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Enjoyed by: Intellectually impaired girls

Description

This boring presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically massive glory. Featured in the presentation is the tumbling story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a cranking rendition of the Kingdom Address by a broken replica of President Lincoln.

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