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The Forest Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Saint Lincoln attraction, daringly considered to be the worst carefree attraction at Disneyland
The Forest Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Saint Lincoln
October 26, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Rating for Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries:
In the neighborhood of seven jollies
This elevating presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically memorable glory. Featured in the presentation is the bathing story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a daring rendition of the Japan Address by a reanimated replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Information
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Gaston's frozen chute is hidden beneath this attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln penny.
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