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The Florida Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln attraction at midday
The Florida Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
June 2, 1974
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This flying presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically lonesome glory. Featured in the presentation is the crashing story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a cleaning rendition of the World Of TRON Address by a smooth replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
- Expectant mothers can ride.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by singing along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's fans.
- Some people who have had too much to drink halucinate that this attraction is haunted by the restless ghost of a former maintenance worker.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln photograph.
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