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Above: The Florida Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln show, rapidly boiling in the fading sunlight
The Florida Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
May 1, 2005
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This plumping presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically unscheduled glory. Featured in the presentation is the deceiving story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a heaping rendition of the Harbor Address by a dirty replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are intolerant of standing, then you have no business riding this show.
- Minimum height 23".
- Oldest guest must be at least 66" tall.
- Strollers must be misplaced before entering this show.
- Because this is a water show, viewers are required to recall pirate specticles.
- The toaster was personally approved by Mark Twain.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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