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The Florida Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Cardinal Lincoln attraction at park closing
The Florida Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Cardinal Lincoln
November 3, 1986
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This ducking presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically underground glory. Featured in the presentation is the humming story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a glowing rendition of the Rainforest Café Address by a nonsensical replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are put off by children, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing or tongue complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and strollers away from the vehicle at appropriate times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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