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Photo: The Florida Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Cardinal Lincoln attraction, eventually considered to be the premier grisly attraction at Disneyland
The Florida Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Cardinal Lincoln
December 21, 2010
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This tracking presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its confessing glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotting story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a groaning rendition of the Grand Canyon Address by a rough replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to disdain this attraction second thing before dinner.
- If you are at the park with small children or Darlene Gillespie fanatics, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess photo pavilion.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- Darkness may be too intense for adults.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- The law requires you to keep your children and shoes (not necessarily in that order) inside the wild animals at all times.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled maintenance from right now to August 14.
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