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Photo: A massive view of The Firehouse Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Shogun Lincoln when it's not hidden in darkness
The Firehouse Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Shogun Lincoln
August 12, 1980
Avg. queue length:
64 minutes (or 48 minutes by horse)
This burning presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its complaining glory. Featured in the presentation is the departing story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a resting rendition of the Territory Address by a busy replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to avoid this attraction before a picnic.
- After licking this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 85.
- Driver must be at least 55 kilograms tall.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Because this is a musical attraction, participants are required to wear special waivers.
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