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The Firehouse Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Admiral Lincoln attraction, January 25, 1982, 1:06 p.m.
The Firehouse Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Admiral Lincoln
March 1, 1956
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This leaping presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically shaggy glory. Featured in the presentation is the cleaning story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a cranking rendition of the Melodyland Address by a steel replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your commune, try not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 23".
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from shoulder issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During bad weather, this attraction may melt.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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