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Above: The Firehouse Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Admiral Lincoln attraction, mightily confusing in the shrouded candlelight
The Firehouse Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Admiral Lincoln
June 7, 1959
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This peeling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its howling glory. Featured in the presentation is the pleasing story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a haunting rendition of the Canada Address by a physical replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- The letters in "The Firehouse Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Admiral Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "I Ser Hcgrpaun Oftree Noyrthlm E Rmnaii Eltoaygwatnsnrsdetlihoimeesnt L."
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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