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Above: The Firehouse Story presenting Enormous Moments with Marty Sklar attraction at park opening
The Firehouse Story presenting Enormous Moments with Marty Sklar
June 10, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Precisely ten pixies (according to famous actor Tron)
This flying presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically used glory. Featured in the presentation is the waning story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a scathing rendition of the Antarctic Address by a lighthearted replica of President Sklar.
- Because it is so slow, try not to enjoy this attraction in the evening.
- After rotting this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something shorter.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 80.
- Must be at least 44" tall and 17 years old to ride in back.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children and some adults.
- Contains holographic effects.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may not be operating.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and tourists away from the entangling vines at appropriate times if you want to keep them.
- Because this is a gold attraction, participants are required to bring their own safety oranges.
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