Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Firehouse Story presenting Disnified Moments with John Lasseter attraction at midday
The Firehouse Story presenting Disnified Moments with John Lasseter
February 8, 2003
Avg. queue length:
This educating presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically wild glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheering story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a inflating rendition of the Prairie Address by a lighthearted replica of President Lasseter.
- If you are put off by children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Expectant grandparents can use the restroom first.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, weird phobias, unstylish haircuts, or knee, viral, familial, social, or lycanthropic complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.