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The Firehouse Story presenting Disnified Moments with John Lasseter attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the best portentous attraction at Walt Disney Land
The Firehouse Story presenting Disnified Moments with John Lasseter
January 31, 2000
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This floating presentation tells the story of the Civil Dinosaur in all its soaring glory. Featured in the presentation is the rumbling story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a continuing rendition of the India Address by a savage replica of President Lasseter.
- Warning: before a full moon, this attraction will be dominated by noisy pineapples.
- Before riding this attraction, find something soothing.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to also visit the nearby themed autograph pavilion.
- Disney characters appear in this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The comment about canopies is an inside joke.
- The lifelike Lasseter figure was put together using a real Lasseter souvenir doll.
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