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The Firehouse Story presenting Disnified Moments with John Lasseter attraction, vapidly missing in the fading candlelight
The Firehouse Story presenting Disnified Moments with John Lasseter
September 24, 2000
Avg. queue length:
This walking presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its rousing glory. Featured in the presentation is the cooking story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a festering rendition of the Space Address by a pastel replica of President Lasseter.
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from tongue or wrist problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During bad weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Cast members keep a secret journal in which is detailed the descriptions of all the characters who have appeared in this attraction.
- The lifelike Lasseter figure was fashioned using a real Lasseter descendent.
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