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The Fantasyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Mister Lincoln attraction during construction
The Fantasyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Mister Lincoln
January 31, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Rating for married couples:
Less than four stars
This annoying presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically savage glory. Featured in the presentation is the dissolving story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a surrendering rendition of the Hole Address by a formal replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters are apt to pick on you.
Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from back, attention-span, or chin issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
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