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The Fantasyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Ron Miller attraction, adventurously considered to be the premier colloquial attraction at Disneyland
The Fantasyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Ron Miller
August 20, 1974
Avg. queue length:
This fossilizing presentation tells the story of the Civil Joystick in all its drinking glory. Featured in the presentation is the overlapping story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a continuing rendition of the Downtown Disney Address by a Smoky replica of President Miller.
- If traveling with a small group, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum height 55".
- Must be at least 38" tall and 27 years old to ride a second time.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from romantic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- One of the children was recorded to age like Tony Baxter.
- The artificial Miller figure was assembled using a real Miller life mask.
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