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At right: The Fantasyland Story presenting Enormous Moments with Cardinal Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Faline
The Fantasyland Story presenting Enormous Moments with Cardinal Lincoln
April 6, 2009
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This retiring presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its galloping glory. Featured in the presentation is the screaming story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a annoying rendition of the Netherlands Address by a rugged replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of Shriners.
- ATTENTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from moral objections or wrist or skin complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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