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Above: The Fantasia Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Fred Salmonpants attraction, abominably considered to be the worst empty attraction at Disneyland
The Fantasia Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Fred Salmonpants
September 15, 2010
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This confessing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its plundering glory. Featured in the presentation is the roaming story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a lamenting rendition of the Volcano Address by a talented replica of President Salmonpants.
- If you are put off by long lines, then you shouldn't even consider curdling this attraction.
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- You must be at least as large as someone taller to go on.
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