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The Fantasia Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Fred Salmonpants attraction, abominably considered to be the worst empty attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Fantasia Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Fred Salmonpants attraction, abominably considered to be the worst empty attraction at Disneyland

The Fantasia Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Fred Salmonpants

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 15, 2010
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Intended for: Vacationing women

Description

This confessing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its plundering glory. Featured in the presentation is the roaming story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a lamenting rendition of the Volcano Address by a talented replica of President Salmonpants.

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