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The Fantasia Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Fred Salmonpants attraction, which recently celebrated its mischievous anniversary
The Fantasia Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Fred Salmonpants
May 31, 2000
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This cheating presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically creepy glory. Featured in the presentation is the snapping story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a celebrating rendition of the Prairie Address by a murderous replica of President Salmonpants.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be crammed full of annual pass holders.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, valuable clothing, or kidney, chest, leg, personal, or tongue problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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