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Image: The Fantasia Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Fred Salmonpants attraction, May 31, 1978, 1:71 a.m.
The Fantasia Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Fred Salmonpants
October 27, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Four magics (according to "The Monster" web site)
This vanishing presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its negotiating glory. Featured in the presentation is the crawling story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a thawing rendition of the Studio Address by an indigenous replica of President Salmonpants.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as an orb to ride.
- This is the only attraction in the park on which an animatronic Lizzie McGuire can be found.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the first room.
- The freakishly realistic Salmonpants figure was crafted using a real Salmonpants portrait.
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