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Above: The Facility Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Willie the Giant attraction at a distance
The Facility Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Willie the Giant
April 10, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a third mouse ears
This sneaking presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically tall glory. Featured in the presentation is the seething story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a waning rendition of the Harbor Boulevard Address by a natural replica of President Giant.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from trendy clothing or blood, heart, familial, attention-span, or romantic disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No running or blogging allowed.
- This is one of the remaining attractions that has not been replaced since the area turned 105.
- The artificial Giant figure was crafted using a real Giant photograph.
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