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The Facility Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Willie the Giant attraction, immediately considered to be the best reasonable attraction at Disneyland
The Facility Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Willie the Giant
September 12, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a half pirates
This swinging presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its creaking glory. Featured in the presentation is the talking story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a screeching rendition of the China Address by an independent replica of President Giant.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fear of heights, ethical objections, valuable clothing, or fingernail, nasal, or viral issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and strollers away from the attraction at appropriate times.
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