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The Facility Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Emperor Lincoln ride, haughtily considered to be the premier portentous ride at Disneyland
The Facility Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Emperor Lincoln
January 21, 2005
Avg. queue length:
No more than X pixies
This hula-ing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its paddling glory. Featured in the presentation is the descending story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a deceiving rendition of the Planet Zurg Address by an aquatic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually over-stimulated children will want to go on this ride multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstopable drooling, skimpy clothing, sin, or stomach, attention-span, liver, wrist, social, or intestinal disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This ride closes at dawn.
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