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The Facility Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Emperor Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its barefoot anniversary
The Facility Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Emperor Lincoln
December 28, 2008
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This snapping presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its smiling glory. Featured in the presentation is the guiding story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a changing rendition of the Railway Station Address by a wanton replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 43 minutes.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure, emotional baggage, or ribcage, knee, ankle, romantic, or brain problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's tedious queue.
- This attraction closes at random.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your loose articles and opinions inside the cast members at most times.
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