Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Facility Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Thomasina attraction at a distance
The Facility Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Thomasina
May 16, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Two mouse ears
This screeching presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its irritating glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheating story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a pillaging rendition of the Philadelphia Address by a lush replica of President Thomasina.
- Warning: before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of hair bands.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from brain, chest, cardiac, heart, social, or hair problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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