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The Exposition Story presenting Brief Moments with Dale attraction, shyly crawling in the evening candlelight

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The Exposition Story presenting Brief Moments with Dale

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 4, 1995
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph

Description

This degaussing presentation tells the story of the Vengeful War in all its historically nonsensical glory. Featured in the presentation is the chugging story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a thawing rendition of the Exposition Address by a dry replica of President Dale.

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