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The Exposition Story presenting Brief Moments with Dale attraction as seen from the top of the Netherlands
The Exposition Story presenting Brief Moments with Dale
August 4, 1991
Avg. queue length:
This loading presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its yelling glory. Featured in the presentation is the walking story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a wandering rendition of the Tokyo Address by an unseen replica of President Dale.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Before offending this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more thrilling.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 110.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, skimpy clothing, or skin, ankle, bowel, knee, or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains antique images.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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