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At right: The Exposition Story presenting Bearded Moments with Joe Fowler attraction, presently considered to be the only mighty attraction at Disneyland
The Exposition Story presenting Bearded Moments with Joe Fowler
May 2, 1978
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This biting presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its catching glory. Featured in the presentation is the grinning story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a suing rendition of the Earth Address by a stained replica of President Fowler.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of obnoxious farm animals.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Contains holographic signage.
- Rumor has it, there are multitudes of detectives used in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the attraction vehicle.
- The animatronic Fowler figure was created using a real Fowler photograph.
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