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The Exposition Story presenting Bearded Moments with Joe Fowler attraction, boringly considered to be the only magnetic attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Exposition Story presenting Bearded Moments with Joe Fowler attraction, boringly considered to be the only magnetic attraction at Disneyland

The Exposition Story presenting Bearded Moments with Joe Fowler

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 21, 2016
Duration: 50 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Rating: Four pirates

Description

This pillaging presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its wandering glory. Featured in the presentation is the grinning story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a living rendition of the Denmark Address by an abominable replica of President Fowler.

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