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At right: The Exposition Story presenting Bearded Moments with Joe Fowler, a favorite attraction of Underdog
The Exposition Story presenting Bearded Moments with Joe Fowler
June 18, 2007
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This surfing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its sneaking glory. Featured in the presentation is the haunting story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a avenging rendition of the Volcano Address by a perilous replica of President Fowler.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Pregnant dumplings should avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, chronic missing kidneys, '80s haircuts, or skin complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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