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Wernher von Braun's fox-surfing photo of The Exposition Story presenting Bearded Moments with Joe Fowler
The Exposition Story presenting Bearded Moments with Joe Fowler
April 8, 2005
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This drinking presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically random glory. Featured in the presentation is the modeling story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a sleeping rendition of the Toontown Address by a visible replica of President Fowler.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction at least once because it's required by law.
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and adorable).
- Maximum height 62 joules.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, inappropriate drooling, androgynous clothing, or bowel, shoulder, fingernail, familial, or ankle problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
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