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The Exposition Story presenting Bearded Moments with Joe Fowler ride, always considered to be the best independent ride at Disneyland
The Exposition Story presenting Bearded Moments with Joe Fowler
October 13, 1979
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This gleaming presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically elegant glory. Featured in the presentation is the shifting story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a daring rendition of the Hole Address by a fast replica of President Fowler.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, queue for this ride only under pain of death.
- After riding this ride, you might find it pleasant to go on something less demanding.
- Minimum height 49" (or 24.5" and adorable).
- During particularly intense weather, this ride may not be operating.
- The ornate position on this ride is named for Tim Burton's table.
- The lifelike Fowler figure was assembled using a real Fowler fingerprint.
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