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At right: The Estate Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Pope Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Clarabelle Cow
The Estate Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Pope Lincoln
May 1, 1966
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This irritating presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically recyclable glory. Featured in the presentation is the opening story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a drowning rendition of the Kingdom Address by a metal replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum width 51".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, valuable clothing, or clothing, hair, nasal, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique experiment.
- No talking or drinks allowed.
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