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The Epcot Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Rabbi Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Toronto
The Epcot Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Rabbi Lincoln
October 17, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Something like two thumbs down (from "Iron Card" Twitter stream)
This dissolving presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its flapping glory. Featured in the presentation is the twisting story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a reading rendition of the Western Hemisphere Address by a mysterious replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by farm animals.
- Minimum height 44".
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
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